#whizzing fizzbee incorrect quotes

[whizzing-fizzbee]

Sebastian, trying to flirt with MC: Are you on the naughty or nice list this year?

MC: I’m always on the nice list.

Sebastian: I’m on the naughty list.

Ominis: Most murderers are.

[whizzing-fizzbee]

Sebastian: So you just randomly steal items from strangers’ trunks?

MC: So you just randomly kill your relatives?

[whizzing-fizzbee]

Sebastian and MC just completed a friendly duel-

Sebastian: That was brilliant. You really wore me out.

MC: That trick you did with your wand was so impressive.

Sebastian: But the way you finished me off was incredible.

Ominis: Are we still talking about dueling???

[whizzing-fizzbee]

MC: Sebastian, you were in my dream last night.

Sebastian: Oh? Was I your boyfriend in this dream?

MC: No. You were my sleep paralysis demon.

[whizzing-fizzbee]

Sebastian: Do you think MC would go out with me if I win at Crossed Wands?

Ominis: I think MC would go out with you if you simply asked.

Sebastian: And they say I’m the one with all the crazy ideas.

[whizzing-fizzbee]

Sebastian: I swear, MC and I are soulmates.

Ominis: More like cellmates.

[whizzing-fizzbee]

Sebastian, looking at MC: I hope I get a New Year’s kiss at midnight.

Ominis: I hope you get a lobotomy at midnight.

[whizzing-fizzbee]

MC: Sebastian! Ominis! I just dueled a poltergeist and a giant monster made of furniture! He kidnapped me and stalked me with mannequins!

Sebastian and Ominis start laughing hysterically-

Sebastian: Did you get into the firewhiskey?

Ominis: Perhaps you should get your head checked at the hospital wing.

MC: …How would you two like to own a shop in Hogsmeade?

[whizzing-fizzbee]

Sebastian: What would you like for Christmas? MC: I don’t know, I haven’t thought about it. Sebastian: I was thinking about giving you my last name. MC: What? Sebastian: Nothing. Ominis: I think you two should both hibernate for the winter.

[whizzing-fizzbee]

Sebastian: You sure use Revelio a lot.

MC: You sure used Avada Kedavra once.

[whizzing-fizzbee]

Sebastian: I love you so much.

MC: I love you, too.

Sebastian: I love you more.

MC: No, I love you more.

Ominis: Good grief, it’s bad enough being blind, now I wish I was deaf.

[whizzing-fizzbee]

Sebastian, watching MC study: I’d kill to see you naked.

MC: Sorry, what was that?

Sebastian: …I still need to eat cake soon.

Ominis: He said he’d kill to see you naked.

[whizzing-fizzbee]

Anne: So now that you and Garreth broke up, have you gone out with anyone else?

MC: Actually, I have.

Anne: Who?

MC: …

Anne: ???

MC: It’s your brother.

Anne: This curse can’t kill me fast enough.

[whizzing-fizzbee]

MC: Sebastian, did you eat my apple?

Sebastian: An apple a day keeps the Healer away.

MC: I hope to become a Healer someday.

Sebastian: I hate apples.

[whizzing-fizzbee]

Sebastian: All I want for Christmas is you.

MC: Oh, I love that song!

Sebastian: What song???

[whizzing-fizzbee]

Sebastian, looking at MC: I need a Valentine.

Ominis: You need therapy.